So, in my opinion, Myspace is dead. But with messages like these, it keeps me logging in. Ive never been a fan of internet dating, Im more of the "Hey, I met him at a kick back" type of girl. Since March 2nd 2010, I have a total of 67 messages from guys who try to butter me up online. Let me show you exactly what Im talking about.
"You looking real good what u up 2?"What am I up to? mmmmm, first of all, you dont know me at all. you approached me like we had history. Honey , I dont know you.. and.... and.... is that a white wave cap?
"Wats up babygurl wat u up to I no its a random msg"Pretty fly for a white guy aye? I dont even think I can need to explain why I didnt reply to this message.
"Oy shawty watz up"Did this nigga just say "Oy" ? Im sorry, I didnt know I was Popeye.
