When People see Squirrels they think "Oh its so cute" "Aww he's eating the Acorn". When I see them I think "Hell naw, I dont fuck with squirrels" "What does he want from me". This may seem a little crazy, that a person as big as me is scared of this little tiny creature. Well it all started on a sunny day at DVC;
I had just left Wetzel's Pretzels. I ordered a bag of Dips with icing . (They give you like 100 dips for six dollars lol) . All my friends went home so I tried to find a nice quiet place on campus for me to eat. I decided to sit at a bench on the patio overlooking the schools lake. (By the resturant; if you go to DVC you know what it is). It was just me and this chinese boy sitting at a bench across from me. Their I was , Going hard on my Dips when I saw a squirrel quickly walk by. I payed it no mind and kept eating. I looked to my left and that little fucker was walking on top of the fence surrounding the patio area. Again, I didnt pay atention. It wasnt a problem untill the squirrel ran under my bench. I thought about it for a second. "Is this squirrel really under me? lol". I noticed that it had been down there for about 30 seconds, I bent over and looked under the bench, no squirrel. Then I looked up and that thing was ontop of the table walking to
ward my bag of Dips. I grabbed my bag of dips, then looked at the chinese guy laughing at me. For some odd reason, this squirrel was pissed, he ran full throttle and landed ontop of my face. I quickly grabbed it and threw it off the patio. Then I ran for my life!!!!! omg, I will never forget that, for as long as I live.
ward my bag of Dips. I grabbed my bag of dips, then looked at the chinese guy laughing at me. For some odd reason, this squirrel was pissed, he ran full throttle and landed ontop of my face. I quickly grabbed it and threw it off the patio. Then I ran for my life!!!!! omg, I will never forget that, for as long as I live. I hate Squirrels, they are critters sent here form the devil! lmao
